Carl's Doomsday Scenario

Neeeeewwwww Achieeeeeevement!

“Finished It Out of Obligation, Not Joy.”

Reward: Mild exhaustion and a lingering sense of Why am I like this?

So I read book two.

Did I enjoy book two?
…It was fine.

This was very much More Dungeon. More Carl. More Donut. More screaming.
Which, okay, expected.

I made it to the end, somehow, but my Dungeon Crawler Carl journey ends here-- I'm walking away, dignity mostly intact.