Lincoln in the Bardo

Hour one: This seems promising, an interesting juxtaposition of real quotes and fictional narrative.
Hour two: How many more characters are going to be introduced?
Hour three: okay, officially feeling lost, but I’m sure it’s going to click any time now.
Hour four: what the hell is going on?!
Hour five: how many more ghost penises are we going to hear about?
Hour six: I’ve lost all hope this is going to get good or make any sense.
Hour seven: Please, for the love of all that is holy make it stop, please please spare me. I will never get these hours of my life back.